February 14, 2014

  • Update of the day

    To start today's update; I FUCKING HATE SPAWN. He truly is the Spawn of Satan. He always catches me off guard when I'm stoned and can't come up with a quick come back like I could easily if I was sober. It always makes me look stupid. Fuck him. He's so arrogant and awful. All I did was walk to the bathroom and he had his little friend over and he asks, "Pop Quiz. What's the pythagorean theorem? (Or however the fuck you spell it, I swear I do know how, but - too high to remember and too pissed to care.) And I was totally caught off guard after just chugging a beer and smoking a bowl. Fucking bastard. So I said "Something with triangles." And just walked into my room and closed the door. All I can say is I hope that's something along the lines of right. It probably isn't. Whatever. I'm debating whether or not to look it up. I don't want to let it get to me that much, and also I'm afraid to find out how wrong I am... But curiosity killed the cat so what the hell, here I go... YES!!!! I win this round!!!! It TOTALLY is "something with triangles"!!!! I knew it!!! Ha, okay well I guess almost none of that is true, and I probably still looked like a dumb-ass, BUT at least I looked like I was just too above it (I hope) to elaborate. Give me a pop fucking quiz? If I didn't do math in school, why the fuck would I do it for him? Wtf? Fucking arrogant smart-ass bastard. I may write more in a bit - I intend to, but I better send this baby off before I procrastinate it and it never gets seen.

    Later guys